- Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
- Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me they'll trip over something and die.
You cannot stop me.
Walk away like a BOSS
LMAO
(Source: eaglegiantw00d)
I love being home alone.
I creep on the neighbors …
I cry over things …
I dance like nobody’s watchin’ …
I go out for a drive …
I do things I’m not proud of …
I sit on the computer for 17 hours …
I eat anything I see …
I pretend to be the best dancer and singer in the world …
I cry some more …
And, then everyone comes home, and their like “What’d you do all night?”
And, I’m just like …
… Nothing …
















